The NeverEnding Story. For Real

When you wre a kid THIS was where it was at. If you never saw the 1984 classic then this will mean less than nothing to you. If you did then you probably have a strange urge to climb aboard and ride him.

TV Cookery shows, think they're boring? think again! This female presenter is kinda old, but with age comes experience, so I'm sure she knows what goes well with cock. Listen up girls and gays she knows her stuff.

Some pretty creative bounces in this trick shot compilation, and aren't these videos always great to watch when you're hungover?

Ever thought that they should introduce tazers to professional sporting events? Yeah, me too. Well, these crazy masochists have done just that and they call the resultant insanity Tazerball. Don't try this at home, kids.

You might have heard that foxes are nasty, stinky and behaviorally repellant but look at this one fetching a ball and tell me that you don't want one as a pet. I sure do. It's like a cat and dog had a ginger baby together.

Well, she needs a bit more practice before she goes for the job.. - LOL

At first glance you might not think this cute Canadian would be able to produce urban style farty sounds out of her mouth. You'd be dead wrong. Not only that but she can make farty harmonica music too. Skillz!

Jumping from a good height onto a glass escalator hand railing, you say? What could possibly go wrong?

Right after One Direction smoked that joint on the bus in Peru, their concert probably sounded just like this. If all their concerts sounded as awesome as this with lyrics to match, they’d probably win over a whole new fanbase.

The one thing that all comedians dread is the heckler who is funnier than they are. Having the crowd on your side is everything. Luckily for this guy he manages to pull an awesome come-back out of the bag. BOOM. Headshot.

When it comes to drinking you should always remember to only pass out in your own bed, with none of your friends in the house so they can't tape you to the walls and spray you in urine or paint you the colors of unicorn sh#t.