Gates!!! -shakes fist-

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Oculus Rift Sex Simulator

Who else but the Japanese could turn the Occulus Rift headset into a working sex simulator, combined with a few other components, like an avatar performing sex acts and a "masturbation sleeve."

Roomates Toilet Scare Prank

Awwww, bless! He's scared of a baloon pop, i guess we shouldn't tell him its under the toilet seat then? I find it hard to believe he's not used to much larger explosions in the bathroom.

Frozen Babies

Did you get knocked up by a polar bear?

Wurd Up Whooty Girl

Ok John, whoever you are, hat the hell are you doing overseas in the navy when this curvaceous cutie is home alone in your home port?

Polski Pole Dance 2012

A pole-dancing pole, now there's a twist! If only this was an Olympic sport we'd have something even better to look forward to this summer. Anyway these chicks really have some good skills.

Spider Crab Sheds Its Shell - WTF!?!

This is freaky as heck. About halfway through, the crab actually exits his own shell fresh with a new one. Sometimes I wish I could do this and get a new body - It would mean i could eat all the KFC i wanted to!

Too Lazy to Stand to Pee

Wow, now that is pretty damn lazy. Isn't he going to spray his feet?

Man Argues with Bouncer, Inevitable Happens

t's the festive season (like you haven't noticed) and we all know what that means: Drunken people and lots of 'em, goddammit. So in case you haven't seen enough stumbling about your town, have a watch of this. The lesson? Never mess with a bouncer or you will eat pavement pretty quickly.