....Said No Teacher Ever

School's no longer out for the summer, and it's bad news for teachers and students everywhere — so in reference to those good times ending and another summer biting the dust, here's a collection of things that you'll never, ever hear any teacher say.

Y U NO EAT!?

OK, so your gag reflex is going to get a good old workout watching this gross-out fest. Make sure you’re eating breakfast and all your work colleagues are gathered round you eating there’s too when watching. Spew-tastic.

No pants subway prank fills the trains with pantless riders

It's kind of gross in some of those stations..but it looks like a good time was had by all.

View on landing from a 747 cockpit during a big thunderstorm

You have to have some skill to do this - they can't even see the runway until they get really close!

Ninja Turtle Arrest

Stormtrooper Holiday

She can witness the power of my fully operational battle station...Even Imperial Stormtroopers have to have some downtime where they can relax & forget about the galactic war they're fighting - They should do a pr0n version, fan boys would love it!

Lubricated Ladies

It's one of the great joys of alcohol, the loss of inhibitions which means the loss of clothes, so remember this golden rule when getting drunk: forget drinking with your male buddies & surround yourself with women, it could be YOU in this gallery!

Guy Thinks His Head Might Fall Off

While very high on anesthesia after a dentist trip, this grown man hilariously sleeps with a roll of tape after convincing himself that his head is going to fall off

Crazy Freaks

Pictures of Crazy and Funny Freaks

Headless Sunbathing

Talk about being beside yourself! Hah!