Reasons Not to Buy an iPhone 5

If you're thinking of getting an iPhone 5 you need to ask yourself a few questions first: Is it a unicorn that can shoot rainbows out its ass? No? Then you really don't need one. Unless there's an app for that.

Jesus loves yo ass

Amusing, or entirely inappropriate? You decide.

Hydrogen Balloon Explodes

I almost crapped my pants by how loud this is and I wasn't even there, so think how bad it would have been seeing it in real life. Somehow i don't think he will be trying this again anytime soon!

A bullet blasting through a delcious apple. It'd be cool to see this happen to a carmel apple too. Except it would be more tragic.

IN THE OPEN EXPANSE WITHOUT INSURANCE

Bruce McCandless became the first man who worked in open space without any communication with the ship, in free flight. 07/02/1984 – 5 hours 55 minutes 02/09/1984 – duration of 6 hours 2 minutes. The maximum he retired from the ship at 100 meters.
It is terrible to imagine!

Bra Removal

Theres one difference between a this guy and me. Chicks take their own bra off around me.

She can Jiggle IT II

Tiger vs Alligator

This alligator learns not to mess with a tigers food

Panties? Who needs em!

Is there a breeze in here?

Weird Fashion

What are these people thinking?