Barbie Girl!

Look at her, in her Barbie world. It's a world I'd like to be in though as long as she was there, of course. Maybe she could bring along her Barbie mates and I could be their Ken. Except not quite as much of a gormless impotent freak.

Big Tank Thing

The picture was labeled "gas tank", but that really looks like a giant inflatable hot dog to me.

Dwarf Midgets Killer Muay Thai Boxing Nasty Fighting

Connect 4

The good old game you all played when you were young, in computer form.

Japanese Pot-Bellied Man-Face Menace!

Run for the hills…….THEY ARE COMMING!!!! And if fat men’s bellies aren’t your thing, there’s always the slender femmes in bikinis to help you over that trauma. Total and absolute WTF!?! territory stuff here!

Kid needs to wash his face, and he likes poopoo?

'First World Problems' Charity

Problems in the 21st century are getting more ridiculous by the day, but that doesn't mean you can't help people who have them. Sign up today to help people suck it up.

Epic Kid Battle

This kid is really tired but also really wants his ice cream. Which one wins out? Is it possible to have both. Witness the epic conclusion here - It's like watching the perfect kiddie torture.

Toxic Appertiser

The girl in the shower is so tasty she's good enough to eat. Seriously. That might have something to do with the fact that instead of shower gel she seems to be applying all the ingredients for a perfect meal. Ultimate NOM-age.

shes mine and i love her.