That dog's looking to take a leg off!

Dramatic Reading of a Break-Up Letter

Now this is an angry break-up letter, so much so that she's forgotten to properly punctuate and spell words correctly--so in case you found it hard to get all the dramatic denouements just from reading it in your head, here's someone reading it out loud.

Sea Lion Is Exhausted

A sea lion is so tired from a swim he just can't crawl the final few feet to lay down next to the rest of the pack. Someone get him some suntan lotion, shades and a towel. Lazy bastard!!!

Family finds a strange reptile in their Xmas tree

They didn't know what it was, but it was very..lizardy.

Cat Pooper

A real cat would have learned how to flush.

Is this guy made of rubber?

After watching him dance you wonder if he is...

Bookie's Kick the crap out of a Gambler

Always pay your bookie, or this is what happens to your face

Crane Smashes House

You just know from the moment this video starts that FAIL is lurking. Attempting to transport a large hot tub, a crane crashes through the roof of a home. Looks like the contractors are going to be the first ones to be in... ...hot water.

Hot Ventriloquist Babe

Some chicks have oral skillz that will leave you speechless

Titans of Justice

Ron Jeremy and his fellow adult entertainment stars-turned-superheroes continue their search for America’s most beloved celebrities.