FPS Russia with Machinegun & Melons

If you want to blast the crap out of some melons then the only way to really make sure you get them good is to use a semi-automatic weapon fired by our fave Russian dude. By the time that's finished with them they'll be only good enough for juice.

Christina Aguilera Labor Day Bikini

Tik Tok to the Future

You grab the flux capacitor, I'll get the DeLorean up to 88mph! 1.21 Ke$ha watts! This ear sore of a song is immediately improved a kersqullion percent by laying it over footage of what can only be described as the greatest film ever made.

Body Building Troll

There's something a little odd about grown men oiling themselves up with bronze grease, donning budgie smugglers and posing in front of a panel of judges. This guy is just voicing that opinion. Like a boss.

A Woman Marrying a Ferris Wheel

A woman who's attracted to a Ferris Wheel she's loved for decades — it's known as objectum sexuality (so I'm told), and describes when humans form romantic feelings for inanimate objects.

A Pair Of My Favorite Pairs!

Denise Milani and Jamie Hammer together on the same beach. Oh what I would give to have been on that beach that day!

Win Compilation August/September 2011

How was your August/September? Were you out there winning like these people? Or were you out there losing like those people in the fail compilations? That’s a lot of questions just to watch a video, right?

Redneck Salon

Oh, so classy

Exit 8, formerly exit 8

So...it changed?

Tow Truck Folds Truck In Half

Sometimes it's best to count your losses and not try to redeem the situation. It appears water damage is now the least of his worries. Getting home is now their major problem. Good work douchebag!