Skater smashes nuts on tree

Forget Water Skiing, Forget Barefooting. This kid is all about the pavement, and pays for it dearly, when he crushes his twig n berries on tree.

Tan Lines, Much?

As the summer dials itself up to 11 and hawt gets hotter, one respite is that the clothes worn gets fewer and at last, those pale bits of our bodies were only consigned to areas of our body that rarely saw the sun come out to play.

Rat Shot

Use a rat as a projectile! It's not cruel, they enjoy it really.

Whites Only Laundry

An innocent idea, to open a laundromat that specializes in washing white clothes, becomes a series of embarrassing faux pas as the owner struggles to come up with a name that doesn't make him sound like a racist a-hole.

Broken Rider

Dude catches an arrow in mid-flight

Now that's skill right there.

Overkill Apache

Shoot 'em up with helicopters, tanks, fighters, massive explosions... and the odd goat.

Epic Mayweather Post-Fight Interview

Obviously, this being boxing, it ends in EPIC. After knocking out Victor Ortiz with a sucker punch and taking the WBC welterweight champions belt, Larry Merchant asks Floyd jr. whether he thinks what he did was wrong.

The Breakfast Of Champions!

Who the hell decided to proclaim that breakfast was the most important meal of the day? F#ck that, sleeping in is definitely the best food your brain & body can possibly have after a very long night of abuse from various toxic substances: PERIOD!

F*** You Stephen King!

She looks like something Stephen King might've created in one of his novels, something that crawled out of the steaming swamps and devour the souls of sleeping children. But that's Twilight fans for you.