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HEY!

Take some dinosaurs from the Jurassic Park movies, and turn them from terrifying to ridiculous by the utterance of a simple yet varied Hey! The variety of the heys on offer is quite something, I never knew dinosaurs had such a range. LMAO.

Toilet for those who just have too much to do with their computer

Airbumming FTW!

Uber-mega-LOL-tastic!!!! The only serious factor about this military man-love mania is shouldn't they be patrolling the base or neutralizing some enemy scumbags? Who cares though really, if their foe saw this they'd probably run away screaming!

Thumbtack Russian Roulette

You know that scene in “The Deer Hunter”, the one everyone always goes on about that they copied to advertise those assorted-centre chocolates? Yeah that one. Well this is even more agonizing.

Tech Support guy tells it how it is

You hate calling the tech support people, and they hate you.

Tattooed goldfish

Tattooed goldfish appeared in China in 2005. Now, they are considered fashionable gift. On the fishes are tattooed wishes for health, happiness and prosperity.

If You Move You Will DIE!!!

In NYC no one can hear you scream! Especially in Union sq, notorious for wild things happening, ranging from street performance to serious crimes & by the way this guy is talking it's pretty hard to work out what we are going to get.

McDonalds Mayhem

Be careful what you wish for, coz it might come true! At last, i own a burger restaurant - JOY! The people want burgers and you control the McDonalds compagny. Make sure everything is in order or everything will fall to pieces - Actually, who cares :p

How To Feed 100 Dogs - WTF!?!

After brief stints in craft services on Flava of Love and Rock of Love, this was the next logical career move for him.