Star Wars: The Old Republic

Jedi cyborg warriors lightsaber the Sith a newbie in this cinematic imagining that introduces the new video game, which seems to have Indiana Jones in it. It basically means mo' money for Mr Lucas, but it does look pretty cool.

Intern Pat Duffy Sucks at Being With Women

Opie and Anthony Show intern Pat Duffy is a bonafide rock star when it comes to getting vomited on or brushing his teeth with dog crap. However, when it comes to his skills with women, he's a zero. Just listen to what intern Rene (who once hooked up with Pat) and his current girlfriend have to say...then watch pat demonstrate his awful skills on a blow up doll.

Cleaners

They promise to not be douche bags.

Frodo and big Dong

Either that or it's a big rib like the sign says. Either way, weird.

Pretty much every system ever.

Australian V8 Chainsaw

The turbo-charged V8 engine, usually found in sports cars, is used to power an uber, mega badass chainsaw that makes trees quiver at the very sight of it.

Peek Inside

Or is it for the babe to stare at YOU!?

Double FAIL!

So these girls decide to put on a dance show for the webcam, but someone else wants to be involved too, enter the family dog, who wants to get frisky with them. Then as if that wasn't bad enough, grandma makes an appearance.

F#ck You Sign!

So you are pissed, angry, mad, living with a slightly frayed temper. Time for you to vent all of that frustration and take it on on something, anything. Just not that signpost dude!

Doggy Hates Bathtime

Just saying the word bath is enough to send this dog scampering for cover, as soon as he hears the word he knows it means getting doused in water and as far as he's concerned he likes being stinky, it's a natural state for a dog, whereas bathtime isn't.