Monday Morning Dump

Yep, it's monday morning (depending on what part of the planet you live?). Time for the beginning of another wonderful working week. It also means it's time for us to squeeze out another picture-fest for your examination. Enjoy

The Firm

Loosely adapted from Alan Clarke’s 1989 classic TV film, Nick Love’s film is set earlier in the 80’s and retells a similar story to the original – but from a different character’s point of view. The film centres on Dom, a young wannabe football casual, who gets drawn into the charismatic but dangerous world of the firm’s top boy, Bex.

Accepted for his fast mouth and sense of humour, Dom soon becomes one the boys. But as Bex and his gang clash with rival firms across the country and the violence spirals out of control, Dom realises he wants out – until he learns it’s not that easy to simply walk away.

Humorous, heart warming and set to a killer jazz funk 80’s soundtrack, The Firm is a classic coming of age story set amongst one of England’s most revered tribes.

Huge Hockey Check Breaks Collarbone

Jordan Caron gets the hardest check of his life. Maybe they call it 'check' because you need to check to see if he's still breathing afterward.

ashlee Simpson See Though Skirt

Braveheart Vs Trainspotting

"You can take our land but you'll never take our heroin!" - William Wallace makes his big speech to the Scottish army convincing them to abandon their hopes for freedom and go get some heroin instead.

Hawt Hezzy!

Dayam, this bikini doesn't leave much for the imagination, which is exactly how we like things. I wish this sort of nano-bikini would take off more down at the beach. In fact screw the beach, I'd like to see this worn everywhere from the office to the library.

Scumbag Musicians

Something that acts do so frequently that it's amazing that it still gets a cheer. Maybe it would only get a muted mumble of appreciation if you couldn't get drunk at gigs though...

Americat

This is the most patriotic cat I've ever seen!

Mouthwatering Mermaids

It's always a lovely sight watching maidens exploring their inner-mermaid and, in most cases, totally unaware they they have an enthusiastic audience desperate to explore an exotic form of marine life and not be caught drooling!

Thief Shoots Himself In The Nuts!

A surveillance camera catches a thief reaching for a gun out of his pocket and accidentally shooting himself in the nuts while trying to rob a closed business.