No superhero I'd ever want to be saved by

Day Drinking

Day time drinking always sounds like the greatest idea in the world, until your actually start doing it and you're completely wasted by 3pm.

Fight breaks out during Phillies/Mets game

It's the 9th inning, and these fans are ready to let their anger out

School Shut Down

Murica! Murica! Land of the free, that is unless you're playing the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song on your cellphone at skool, in which case it's shut down time because the freshness is just too much for them all to handle. Total mind-fuck!

Excuse Me. I'm Robing You Sir!

It's good to know that you can still be courteous to your victim while sticking up their store, masking the tragic indictment of the American welfare system as desperation forces a good man is to extreme measures. LOL!?

Star Ball

Pilot a spaceship, destroy bricks, and get ancient artifact Star Ball at any cost!

Kate Upton - GQ USA July 2012

Do you really need a reason to watch a Kate Upton video? No, so just sit back and enjoy Ms Upton being all patriotic in a red, white, and blue biking, larking about and making you wish you were a photographer for shoots like this.

Celebrities In Bikinis....YESS!

We love looking at them on the big screen but we love them even more when they are out of their clothes and splashing about in the water - Even without make-up and digital-enhancement they still look awesomely hawt!

Illo Overflow

IT WORKS NOW! HONEST! Hipster X-Men and PlayStation All Star Battle Royale by Joe Kim, entrants to the Crazy 4 Cult show at Gallery 1988, The Roles of Peter Falk, Street Fighter poster by Ken Wong and Streets of Rage meets Shaun of the Dead. Illo heaven.

Kevin Smith cuts a guy down at Comic Con

He knows exactly what to say to rip down a jerk of a question