How To Get The Girl

Want a girlfriend? Feeling like you are destined to spend the rest of your life as a sad lonely virgin? Follow this chart boys and it's the only pie you'll be getting, apart from mom's apple variety.

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Guy Blacks Out During Slingshot Ride

To look at this guy with his shaved head you'd think he looks like a manly kinda man, masculine to the end, able to conquer a ride like the slingshot like a total boss. But you'd be very wrong if you thought that, very wrong indeed.

She'll give you her heart

And take off her clothes!

Can I Be Your Friend?

Would you go up to random people in the street and start following them? Would you start poking them, or telling them about your life every 5 minutes? No? But you do it online, don't you - Our online lives are quite, quite bizarre.

Googly Eyes

If only this was real, the world would be a much better place if there was a googly eye button that you could press and it would turn everybodys peepers into comedy eyeballs. In fact a whole filter system would be pretty rad.

Autotuned Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen descent into mental collapse is the gift that keeps on giving when it comes to internet memes. He may be on the verge of breaking apart but at least he's provided some fodder for us all to remix and enjoy.

Guy In Wheelchair Stops Robber

This guy in a wheelchair puts a 'would-be thief' in a choke hold. The mayor is going to give him the key to the city, but they are going to have to install ramps to all the doors, first.

Beastie Boys: Fight For Your Right (Revisited)

Prepare to witness EPIC! Featuring just about every Hollywood actor who’s ever stepped in front of a camera and the thrilling sight of fat comedians peeing on each other, this video has all that, and more.

Why Japanese Pop Music Rules

If only our own Western pop wasn’t full of Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black and other shitty twee rubbish. If only it was full of really hot Asian girls in their underwear like this video. Then you wouldn’t need any other type of music.