Jizz In My Pants Nerd Remix

These guys are geeks through and through. Preferring to study physics rather than the female form.

The girlfriend threat level

Cooking Bacon on a Machine Gun

It doesn't really get more 'Murica, f*ck yeah!' then a guy cooking bacon on the barrel of his machine gun, which usually takes about three minutes of shooting to cook it through

Skywolf One

Pilot Skywolf One in a aerial dog-fight against enemy planes. Go to shop after each level to upgrade the plane.

He is Beautiful

Some people get in the tub, they just lie there and relax, maybe read a book or catch up on the day's news. Not this guy, this guy sings along to "Beautiful" by Christina Aguilera. He's got no shame, he doesn't give a damn. Be afraid.

Walking on Sunshine

Allison has an addiction to computer dust cleaner. She was a pre-med and now look at her.

The Fabregas Show

A couple of tantrums and the soccer genius gets his own TV show !

'Look Into My Eyes'

Ok, so here's a test that 95% of the male population on this planet are sure to fail. But hey, it's all good. Try as hard as you can to stare into the various ladies eyes and don't let your eyes stray, even for a second. Good luck.

TV Host Microphone FAIL

A fail of this idiotic magnitude calls for only one phrase: 'You're doing it WRONG.'

Get the Hog Outta Texas

Look out feral hogs, Texans are coming for your bacon. They've had enough, if they're not chasing those Communist Democrats out of their state then it's those Nazi swine, yes the feral pigs corrupting their youth and porking about.