Miss Universe 2008: Miss USA Falls Again!

Facebook Stalking Features

This guy goes over all the great new stalking features avaliable in Facebook.

Emo, much?

I always thought the phrase 'cute emo' was an oxymoron, surely those two words cannot be used to describe the stereotype imagery we all have stored in our cynical minds. Seems that emos' can be cute after all.

Milk Squirt Game

Who can spray the other person's face full of milk faster?

Bewby Plant

Obviously she over rotates this back flip attempt and lands right on her boobs, good thing its water.

How I Feel Towards Women

The inner workings of a woman's mind are one of the great mysteries on the planet, akin to crop circles and where all the missing socks go. But if there's one thing to live by, it's that flowers and chocolates will always make up for the bad thing.

Key & Peele: Clear Cookies

Well, this is awkward. Your loving wife who adores you constantly comes home to find the browser history deleted, the cache cleared, like no one had ever surfed the web. Why would that be? It’s not as if you’ve been watching porn, right?

Thank Heavens For The Fairer Sex

God's a wonderful dude, who else could have come up with the female form so perfect! Girls...I like em' small, come to think of it, i like em' big as well, short or tall, any shape or size, few or many - the only criteria i have is that they like me too.

Funtime Natasha!

If you like your women with tattoos then you'll like the wonderfully inked Natasha, as she seems to have quite a few adorning her gorgeous body. She's like a sailor straight back from shore leave, except she's much more attractive.

George Carlin on Goofy Boy Names

You can always rely on George Carlin to not hold back, so here he hilariously asks "Where are all these goofy f*cking boys' names coming from?" Yeah, where?