A happy ending to a happy meal

The Seashell

A couple goes to the beach.

Meeting Miwa Oshiro

She's a sweet Japanese idol for you all to worship & fantasize about, in fact she's so cute I'd happily pour her bathwater over my cereal and bathe in her sweat. Maybe use her spit for toothpaste, she's that type of girl. I could probably live in her hair

Chicks Are BAD At Sound Effects

The best sound effect on this has to be the noise that Arnie makes in Commando, they get his strange war cries down to a t. Which in my opinion puts them into credit with the sound effect bank. So who cares about the other sounds they make?

Will Ferrell Will Do Anything

Did you vote? Will you vote? Do you even know what the word "vote" means? Today you get to walk down the road and cast your ballot on a piece of paper and exercise a democratic right. Or you could just sit home and watch TV in your underwear. But Will wouldn't like that.

Katie Price, The Voice Of A.. OY!

Uber hot model Katie Price has a lot going on, Incredible body, sexuality to spare, loads of money. Like many models these days that's not enough though, they want the singing career. This is what a hot model sounds like without digital wizardry!

Not-so-deep

I think we all knew the news was fake, even before this ...

Skool's Kewl With Ari Dee!

Just imagine, briefly, if this fine young thing was your oral teacher. Wouldn't that make school a place you'd want to be 24/7. She could give you lessons in how to hold a ruler, how to undress, that sort of thing.

horrible parking job

Thank Heavens For The Fairer Sex

God's a wonderful dude, who else could have come up with the female form so perfect! Girls...I like em' small, come to think of it, i like em' big as well, short or tall, any shape or size, few or many - the only criteria i have is that they like me too.