Bless You

Now clean the dookie off the walls and ceiling and GTFO. If you've ever sneeze-farted; beware. This same fate could happen to YOU!

Tasty Asami Tada

She's a great looking lady with some satisfactory charms and a body I'd happily eat sushi off

Obama Punches McCain

Bruce Willis knows what he wants, and he's gunna get it

He's just like any other guy!

Literal Total Eclipse of the Heart

There are weird people out there that will tell you that some songs are too beautiful to be expressed in words. That even the outpouring emotion of the human voice cannot capture the essence - We will tell you that this song is definitely not one of them.

Got crabs?

It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it

Baseball Player PWNS Heckler

There's always going to be those annoying douchbag hecklers as baseball games, drunk and full of stupid, just like this idiotic Rockies fan, so the Dodgers' Tony Gwynn Jr. deals with it, not by shouting back, but by simply mocking him with his glove.

No Clue What This Is

The Man Who Brought Us Here

If you were a fan of the TV show Lost then you were probably thrilled, confused, annoyed, confused, baffled, and also maybe confused. And if you're missing that strange sense of unease and, yes, confusion, then this fanmade film should set you right.

Hot Comic-Con Chicks!

There's something magically beautiful about the mixture of hot chicks, nerdy costumes and tons of cleavage! Thank god for Comic-Con!