i don't think they'll appreciate that kind of cigarette

i don't think they'll appreciate that kind of cigarette

Skynet is Coming...

The takeover of the world by our robotic overlords will not be long now, the Singularity is just around the corner, not matter what anyone at Microsoft says. And Boston Dynamics, well they're the new Skynet. I, for one, etc, etc

Lovely Violet

Lucky Michael, what the hell did he do to deserve this, he gets a thank you from this delightful lady and a dance dedicated to him. Something we'd all like to be on the receiving end of, as well as a lot else I can only imagine.

Ali Landry Naked

Sexiest line of the clip: "And you would be...?" "Naked, Wet and Soapy". Can she get any hotter?

BIG PIANO

Two guys tapdancing on a big piano.

Red

Defend the Earth.

Snake Kiss

That girl should not be doing that.

Zipperfaces

It might not be the most original fancy dress costume, but it's pretty easy to put together and pretty damn effective. All you need is a face, a knife, some guts and a zipper to glue to your face afterwards. Enjoy!

Mozart'S Penis Opus

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was, without doubt, a genius, a composer of concertos, sonatas, symphonies, but not many people know he was also a great artist

Something just rocked this monkey's world.