8 year old pays $1300 for a tan

Just goes to show how screwed up the world has become..when a girl pays that much just to look good for a school photo

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Kitten in a bag

Bedroom Guitar Heroine

I'd like to be in the audience at this gig, front row seats looking up all misty eyed at my guitar heroine.

Insane Street Kart Racing

Forget those wimpy go kart laps street kart races are the real thing, with the karts hitting speeds of up to 150mph.

Knut The Polar Bear

An extremely cute baby polar bear

Amazing Freestyle Rapping Skillz

This kid may be a nerdy looking white guy, but he sure knows how to lay down an awesome tune, as he totally kills it at a party and deserves all the praise he can get. And a record contract, and maybe a pool full of money and some other cool stuff too.

Bus Crash In California Causes Major Slut Spill

Clean-up crews are hard at work after a VH1 bus carrying reality show contestants overturned, spilling 2,000 pounds of highly concentrated slut - It's a tough job, but somebodies gotta do it!

Parking Garage Mishap

Brake, not accelerate!

BEATboxing

This brings a new meaning to the word.. -LOL