Programs written to rig elections..you don't say!

Not really new news, but at least more people are getting the word out about false results

Hot Swedish Phone Action

With the dwindling availability of appealing blonde young ladies, and having exhausted the amusement of bestowing Ikea furniture on the entire world, the modern vikings have nothing better to do than unleashing high octane phone racing upon us !

Street Surfer Skids Into Building

There are no stops on this historical tour of Old Europe, except by painful accident. Well those dopey Euros will always learn the hard way wont they?

This guy will never learn

Lucky Ass

And if this is union labor, the guy is probably making about $100 an hour

Teen Upset About Beyonce After Dentist

This 17 year old kid is really upset that Beyonce never turned up too see him after he'd got his wisdom tooth removed—thanks God his mom uploaded it to the internet so the world could mock him.

Top 10 unusual devices against theft

The only truly reliable protection against thieves – is the lack of property. And if you are not yet ready to give good and get away with a wallet on the horizon, singing spiritual songs, then you should consider: how to protect the wealth? In this survey – the 10 most unusual devices, which, if not save you from theft, then at least pretty amuse thieves.

Best Death Scream Ever

When I was a kid and my dad watch western movies and someone would die he'd always remark on how good of a "death" they managed to act out. Needless to say he would love this one.

Sorry Matt, We've Run Out of Time

If you want to piss off Mr Damon, then invite him onto your TV show and then when he dons his best suit and makes an appearance, tell him you've ran out of time and you're not going to be able to accommodate him, then watch him fly right off that handle.

Turn The Volume Up To ELEVEN!

Girls, babes, chicks, ladies, beauts, hotties, etc....I think you know what i'm referring to here? How hawt can a female get? Just when you think they have reached their limit they go and do something that takes the needle right off the scale - WOW!