Super Mario Bros. with Realistic Sounds

A very simple idea, sure, no one's denying that, but it's executed extremely well. What if you overlay real sounds over the seminal computer game? You get the Super Mario lolz, is what you get.

Take a sip of Ice Cucumber Pepsi

It's almost worth going to Japan to get this stuff. Yuk.

Hangin' Out With A Real Ninja

"Just hangin' out". Only true ninja-warrior badasses wear shorts like this. That's how you can tell them apart from the pretenders. This man is your neighbor, he will come round and steal your cereal. Fear his shorts.

CamiSecret Dub

Put that goddamn cleavage away, will you. No one wants to see it apart from every pervert there is. Which is just about every man there is. So why not buy this cloth that attaches to your bra straps like a clip-on cleavage curtain and let us all get on with our jobs.

Squid Superman

Real cool, until he slams to the ground and rips all his skin off

Dude Knocks Out Two Bullies

Two guys are giving this kid problems in an apartment lobby and just before they attack him he throws two brutal knock out punches and runs off. Being outnumbered just got EPIC!

Cute Bear Fight

They may be fighting, but they sure are cute!

A Little Transparent

Hell, you can see right through that thing!

All Cars Should Open Like This

huge freaking cat