Obama Sings Kick Ass Song!?!

The Auto-Tune team turn Obama's threats to BP into a foreboding hip-hop track featuring Mr. T, Chuck the Norris, Sir Bruce of Lee, Jack "Have Chloe Patch Me Through" Bauer and Tinky Winky. Fear them Mr BP Oil Spill! - AWESOME!

Hay Man - WTF!?!!

Time to 'Go wild - Go wild in the country!' - Who ever thought hay baling could be so much fun? Strip down and have a nice fun roll in the hay!

Chinese Girl Falls Through Sidewalk

Can you even begin to imagine how much compensation she got of the government. They would have had to pay her so much. But it must have been scary as hell falling through the ground.

Hayden's Hawt-Hawt-Hawt!

Hayden Panettiere was the hot shit a few years back. Then everyone realized that Hereos sucks, and she's pretty annoying. I say BULLSH#T!! The heroic cheerleader demonstrates she has some very sweet posing pertness - GO Claire Bear!

Eva Longoria To Debut Signature Fragrance

Desperate Housewives actress Eva Longoria gets her own signature scent.

Even stormtroopers have to take a crap.

Friendly squirrels

We all know that squirrels that live in the parks can be friendly to man, but they love to pamper and love with other animals. They are mostly timid, sometimes aggressive, but they are actually very lovely animals.

Teen Queen

She's queen of her own domain, which just happens to be her bedroom. And I certainly wouldn't mind being one of her subjects, at her beck and call, willing to do whatever she desired, as long as it involved helping her with her "chamber".

Jade Valley Coffee

If this coffee were real, I'd totally drink it on Mondays.

This is Why Dogs are Fucking Awesome [GIF]

Still unconvinced pro-cat sympathizers?