Sexy Asian Vampire

If you had to be attacked by the undead ghouls from the dark side, then this fine looking vamp would be most guy's first choice. It would be a pleasure having her sink her teeth into you. This is what a vampire should look like. Twilight, indeed.

Elisha Cuthbert Grabs A Boob

Elisha does what we've all been wanting to do for years - I'd kill 24 people or donate 24 vital body parts to spend an evening with her :)

The Drugs DO Work!

The drug of infancy that is. Yes, when you're as young as a bambino ripping up paper is enough to keep you completely entertained. Then it's computer games, then it's making the beast with two backs, then it's power tools.

Got Gisele?

The ever incredible beauty Gisele has just released this smoking hot new clip and it leaves us to wonder, how can it be that this babe just keeps getting hotter than she was the last time we saw her? It's a miracle of nature!

Crack Beer

What a classy dude in a classy shirt

How To Steal In Skyrim

Been finding the world of Skyrim a little overwhelming & expensive? Solve all your problems by following this simple guide to stealing absolutely anything you want. This is SO silly it's almost addictive.

Bone Bar

A bar made of bones. . . how cool is that?! It`s like from those moves with dungeons and vampires and other goth stuff.

Voluptuous Violet FTW!

Bee sting lips? Check. Funbags the size of mountains? Check. A butt that looks good enough to take a bite out of? Check. She's got everything a discerning guy needs, now where can we find her?

is that bank on the dark side of the moon or something

What would Super Mario look like on the Atari?

It's so blocky!