Brutal Nutshot On Park Bench

Never, ever attempt anything, just stay in front of that computer and keep watching other people fuck stuff up. That way you'll never be humiliated like this bozo. Although you may become annoying, obese, and die of diabetes.

This crazy dude smashes his head seven times against a car windshield. He was probably knocked out cold after seventh hit but is too stupid to realize it.

Local new is full of weirdness so this should come as no surprise, but it's still highly amusing to see the kind of crazy that they're happy to interview and broadcast on television. She's a good sport too!

Crutch Dance. Sounds like something you'd get in a sleezy gentleman's club, but in fact it's way less enjoyable. Seriously though, this guy has some skill. He manages to dance so well I can't even tell if he's disabled.

If you've got any spare fireworks left over from November the 5th's festivities here's a fun idea: use them to unclog your toilet. By 'unclog' i mean destroy it and spray fecal matter all over your walls. Fun, eh?

Gay Scientists isolate the Christian gene in hopes to someday cure it. -LOL

Okay, so they're not there in their entirety, but they do kinda merge together into one uber inspirational whole that is somehow greater than the sum of it's parts. I'm ready to go into battle right now!

This is an astonishing display of what's possible when engineers put their minds to work on developing creative and exciting new ways to juggle their balls.

Tropical storm Jimena raged through Baja California this weekend, and this guy accidentally does an in-depth report on the nasty runoff puddles the storm created.

Dear Oracle: today I learned that the best friends are the ones who drop by when you least expect it, and save you from a head-on semi truck collision. Also, I have a sneaking suspicion that Rainbow Dash is The One...

Sometimes things really have to be seen to be believed. this is one of those times. Could two grown-men giggling and jumping up and down on a seesaw get any more embarrassing? I'm so glad you asked.