Apocalypse delayed

Well, that's a lie. Actually, no it's not. *brandishing crowbar* At least not if I have something say about it! Anyway, the LHC, which was thought to only be down until the spring, may not kill us all until late 2009, or even 2010. We're saved (but still be wary of terrorists)!

LL Spittys Sensitive 2

Two times the sensitivity!!!

Man is so sleepy

Not comfortable, not comfortable at all

The Funniest TSA Parody Videos, Pictures and More

The internet, television media and general public have been going absolutely insane over the new TSA regulations, the invasive pat-downs and naked X-rays they get to take of you whenever they want. Needless to say, the internet and comedians in general have responded awesomely with some hilarious picture manips, comics and videos. So here are the funniest parodies, spoofs and lampoons that the internet has to offer regarding the TSA scandal and everything that's come along with it.

the ugliest cat.

If You Don't Have An iPhone

So you've not got an iPhone, huh? What kind of worthless human being are you? You don't deserve to live, because you probably torture animals & steal candy from babies. You monster!

I'd fake sick for this day

Grizzly bears fight it out

That's one fight you do NOT want to get in the middle of

Best Reporter Animal News Bloopers

No matter how many times they're told and no matter how many blopper compilations and shows there are, people will not stop working with animals (and children for that matter). These reporters learn why not to the hard way.

Butthole Tattoos

Welcome to the next big thing in body decoration – It was all going on at the 17th Annual South Florida Tattoo Expo, especially for one young lady who got her boyfriend’s name tattooed, wait for it, on her anus - What a bum deal.