Chick Owned by Flour Cannon

Flour cannons: Because Hallmark doesn't make a card that says "I wish you spent more time in the kitchen." - In some ways this isn't so much ownage as 'karma', or maybe they are one and the same thing?

A make-believe matador nearly gets gored by several Formula 1 racers

Another addition to the list of spectacularly messy and graphic suicide chocolate deaths !

Maybe he's drunk or maybe he's just angry and gonna beat them up and then he'll steal their money and leave them wishing they'd never made fun of a Praying Mantis in the first place.

If you've seen the original it's pretty cringey and more than a little awkward. This spoof drops the awkwardness and explores what would have happened if he'd just gone with it and said the word. This is exactly what would have happened. FACT.

Fat people falling over is pretty funny but when cats do it it's even better. It kinda reminds me of the last Shrek movie where Puss in Boots put on waaay to much weight and lost his mojo.

Countdown has hit zero but the world is still here so it definitely wasn’t a countdown to armageddon BUT this is still weird as hell !!

Really, it is, or as close as you are going to get to it while you LARP around in the high-school gym. Wow. Who knew these weird battle reenactments were so dammed violent? KILL HIM!

This clip from the days of black-and-white tv shows what was expected, fashion wise, for the year 2000.

This is one tough cookie—an iron bar, steel spears and even an electric drill couldn't break through the skin of Zhao Rui, a 24-years-old Shaolin monk badass. What the heck is he made of, titanium?

When you keep your pet in a jar all day, you have to get it some exercise somehow. Lets just hope the lazer doesn't mutate it into a giant bug that eats you!