Dad Fails at Teaching Daughter To Skateboard

What's more priceless: The family heirlooms destroyed in the crash or the fact that he videotaped himself failing so miserably at teaching his daughter something he's clearly not good at?

A bug flying into this reporter's mouth brings out his roots.. LOL

It can be so confusing distinguishing between UK, Great Britain, and England. So probably the best way to do this is by the yellowing of their teeth and how Dickensian their accents are. The teeth come in various shades of yellow.

Super powerful cars and super hot babes make for a good combo!!

Proof that chicks dig Star Wars too - These cute girls feel the force for sure.. - UBER-COOL

I still reckon Super Mario is way cooler. Plus he has a tanooki suit.

His real axe to grind is with Twitter. He abhors it, calling it a “state surveillance agency staffed by gullible volunteers… a Stasi for the Angry Birds generation.” Nailed it.

If these dudes had this level of skill at anything remotely useful they’d be rich & famous. Bedding babes, partying with celebs, develop a raging crack/skag/meth habit, end up in jail, die aged 28.

Sharing a cell with a hairy man-ape whose sexual tastes are unknown is a situation you should try and avoid. Where’s Morgan Freeman when you need him…”Squeal like a piggy boy!!!”

They are bursting to get out of the restrictive strain of that T-shirt. Let them be free, release them so they can bounce openly for us all to gawp at & admire. For that is the way of the bewb.

Unless you're into Czech comedies, you've probably never seen Muzi v Nadeji. After seeing how this smoking hottie ties back her auburn locks though, you may take a sudden interest in foreign cinema...