Two Girls' Hotel Room Double KO

It was the best of times, and it was the worst of times. It was the eve of two girls play fighting on a bed, and it was a night of two girls knocked out on the floor.

Sam Jackson is THE MAN. If you need any more proof of this fact then I would like to draw your attention to exhibit A. He kills a whole bunch of unarmed civilians to the theme song from Team America. This happened last week. FACT.

Forget playing 'Eurotruck Simulator', this looks waaay more fun (and dangerous) to try out - Somehow i reckon that it's only a matter of time before someone gets this wrong and dies. Problem is there is NO respawn.

If you didn't watch the synchronized swimming events during the Olympics, you missed a treat. Not only were they hotter than the female volleyballers, but they were freaking hilarious to watch as well. Best. Sport. Ever.

LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem was catchy but this track is way more awesome. There aren't many songs that would make me happily watch a dude gyrating in a sequined speedo, so if nothing else it's definitely unique.

Michelle, Michelle, poor Michelle! I bet she never realized when she 'came' into the recording studio to sing a new jingle for Golden Kiss Mayo that it'd end so man-mayo-iciously.

Assorted destruction in super slow-mo. It’s mesmerizing stuff, I wish the world had a super slow-mo function like you had on GoldenEye on the N64. A hot girl walks by, super slow-mo that down.

JaboOodyDubs tackle another ridonkulously cheesy infomercial. This one is for the ingenious and invaluable tap light; a light that lights up when you tap it. If you want rid of your children, these are for you!

The holy trinity combined into a single video. This has the potential to be the most viral video that the internet has ever seen. It's got cats, cleavage and a dude vomming rainbows. What more could you possibly want?

Shutting down a ho is a precise science. If you ever need tips on how to do it in the most flamboyant way possible, just go watch some Dragon Ball Z. Goku knows what's up.

Rollerblading is dangerous on its own. But, what if you rollerbladed behind a motorcycle, connected only by a thin rope? In Pakistan? Well, that's a level of danger and/or teasing we barely know.