Annoying Budgie Is Annoying

Quite possibly the most annoying alarm clock ever made by god. It's twittering away into his ear for a full minute and a half, pecking him and being a total pain-in-the-ass. Lets hope the cat wakes up hungry!?

It’s shocking in this world we live in, where you can’t even beat up an old lady in her home without submitting a health and safety application because you might hurt yourself breaking and entering and could sue the local council.

The man is a freaking legend. If it's going to be an outtake anyway then he's damn well going to speak his mind. I could watch this all day. Someone needs to make a channel that just shows Brian Blessed outtakes. Glorious.

Locked doors: Superman's other weakness. The Daily Planet is not going to reimburse his tuition if he keeps bolting from class like that.

Jimmy KImmel's weekly tribute to the FCC, where they bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. This week they feature Jared Leto, Yankees manager Joe Girardi and many more. Happy lolz!

If you thought Badminton was just Tennis' slightly effeminate cousin, well, you'd be right but that doesn't mean it's not pretty damn awesome to watch when the players are good. This is about as good as it gets.

There's a dark side to the pointy-eared one, his masochist side, his sitting in a darkened room listening to NIN while weeping and giving himself the Vulcan death grip.

Sounds like a no-brainer, right? A dinosaur would kick a todder's ass anyday, but the dinosaur in question is animatronic and rooted to the spot, just to even the playing field a little. Place your bets!

Classic example for this turtle of one step forward and two steps back. Sometimes in life it isn't as easy as you think to make a clean escape!

Poor unsuspecting New Yorkers were recently terrified by an animatronic remote-controlled baby that was on the rampage around the city - when people when to check on it, that’s when it pounced.

If you wanna make a dick out of the enemy then this is how you go about it. C4, landmines and a whole lot of patience. If you have these three things then there is no limit to the wonders you can create. EPIC.