Zipline Wedding Crash FAIL!

Sometimes you want to make a big entrance and impress your new wife. Sometimes it FAILS! Groom speeds down a zipline and crashes into his bride from behind. I guess he couldn't wait for the wedding night.

Combining the ability that cats have to land on their feet and the phenomenon of toast always landing butter-side-down and using the resultant anomaly as a source of clean, renewable energy is a noble goal. crazy, but noble.

This chick could sell anything to anyone with her talents, in fact I want to go find her just so I can let her sell something to me, doesn't matter what, I want it!

Not the most original advertising idea but an impressive piece of street theater. It would have been improved with the addition of some ninjas and a herd of unicorn, but you can't have it all...

He might not look all that sprightly in all his Marvel cameos, but there's life in the old dog yet. Well, there's life in his extraordinarily convincing stunt double at least. Still, pretty cool video.

Awwww, bless! He's scared of a balloon pop, i guess we shouldn't tell him its under the toilet seat then? I find it hard to believe he's not used to much larger explosions in the bathroom.

This dude drops both his daughter and the ball in one smooth move. To complete the triple play, his wife threw him out at home later.

If there was an actual award ceremony for this kind of accolade, this dude would probably never lose. His reign of Assholeness would continue until the end of time and then for a fortnight after that, too.

Russell Brand is no stranger to playing pranks over the phone, so he’s more than game when Graham Norton challenges him to phone a sex line pretending to be Aladdin. Queue lots of oo-er missus jokes.

It's time to witness the near-impossible in skateboarding. Robbyn Magby pulls off an insanely difficult 720 double kickflip while being filmed with a 1000fps high speed camera. Impressive.

Even scarier than a Jimmy Saville pumpkin and more douchey than a Dane Cook Pumpkin. Yes, there's only one likeness that you should carve into you pumpkin this year if you want to explode the creep factor. David Cameron.