Fat Kid Jumping FAIL!

Sometimes it's best to know your limits. A fat kid tries to impress his buddies by doing a simple jump over a couple chairs but doesn't notice the light fixture above until he slams his face into it.

Everyone has a trick that does well at parties. This guy does 30 spot-on animal impressions—after warming up with a few dog and cat sounds, Finnish comedian and voice actor RudiRok mimics the sounds of insects and more.

Finally, an instructional video on how to twirl nipple tassels. Take to the streets and rejoice, spread the word, grab the tassels, disrobe, and start twirling like your want to take off and fly!

It might seem cruel but just think of all the lives that this kind of research has saved It's a messy job but someone has to do it. Kittens, the people of earth owe you a tremendous debt of gratitude. *Salutes*

It's hard to tell if this one will be good of bad. Sure, Bane looks hella goofy, but it's a Christopher Nolan film. Name one bad film he's ever done. Also, it's got the goddamn batman in it. I really hope it's good...

This dude drops both his daughter and the ball in one smooth move. To complete the triple play, his wife threw him out at home later.

It might be a bit of an unbalanced match-up but that doesn't make it any less enjoyable to watch. I get the feeling that the Doberman might be pulling his punches a bit but that's probably for the best.

The Light Cycle from Tron has been made in the real world. It's only taken 28 years for this beauty to be created and it was done by the Parker Brothers. A company who make custom choppers. It's the ultimate WANT!

This girl shakes up a bottle of champagne and just as she places it on the ground the cork shoots up and her head. I think she should maybe dye her hair blonde when that black eye fades - OUCH!

This is what the Christian right wishes Jesus went around the world doing, but sadly, it’s just the work of someone’s twisted imagination. And thank the Lord it is, because otherwise Rick Perry would be creaming in his pants.

Is your husband or boyfriend playing too much World of Warcraft? Perhaps they should see Dr. Sokol and turn their regular life into the game.