Shred Sh#tless!

OM NOM NOM. If you thought shredding machines were just for paper I've got some news for you. Some crazy genius has gone and made one that will devour a refrigerator whole.

You can have so much fun with a rubber snake, scaring women and children and it's also a great way to trick fat people to getting some exercise—and starting fights with stranger's dads.

Choreographed dances to pop music at weddings is fast becoming a tradition of it's own and it Napoleon Dynamite himself was to wed I reckon this is probably a good approximation of what it might look like...

Probably not their ACTUAL name but it's what they shall henceforth be known as. As far as rockets/torpedoes go they're pretty badass. They're so badass in fact that they can even set the ocean on fire. WTF!?

YouTube poster “Baracksdubs” edited together the president’s speeches so it sounds like he is singing Taylor Swift’s Shake It Off. And, in case you were wondering, Obama gets down to the sick beat.

Where are the life guards that look like this at the local beach. I want to be saved by Pam Anderson running majestically along the beach in slow-mo. Or Roxi here. Is that asking too much?

If the shake weight is just a piece of regular exercise equipment then using it in a public place should get little or no reaction. When this guy tries to do just that he nearly gets arrested for public indecency.

I swear they are very close to world domination, as this video shows. When a bunch of cats are about to raid a kitchen they always post a look-out and once again, put Felix on duty.

The Wire is now trying to conquer the comedy market. But due to low funds and laziness, producers have clearly resorted to regurgitating old scenes, with a cheap laughter track added. WTF!?!

Everyone's sassy gay friend is back and he's camping it up to the MAX with Lady Macbeth. Will she actually listen to his sensitive gay advice, or just keep on being a stupid biatch?

The dark knight might be a butt kicking gravel voiced badass but he's not so cool in the 60's TV show. Ever wondered what would happen if the two were to meet? Well wonder no more and enjoy this abominable crossbreed.