Today IS A Good Day To Die!

Time to experience AWESOME! A totally kick ass animated music video that follows a day in the life of Craig, the lord of death. The Butter God gives him the list of who's been naughty and who's been nice and he wreaks his wrath!

We've all heard of the Sham Wow, well now comes this new product for all the Mafioso out there or senators who get in trouble when they get a bit rough with those paid for girls!

Animal expert Tom Hooker gets an exclusive interview with Morgan the California Seal Lion, who lives at the Combe Martin Wildlife & Dinosaur Park in North Devon, England. And Morgan's pretty excited about it.

I think Debbie may have been smoking something, hallucinating an animated bald guy called Mr Pride is not a normal everyday occurrence for most people!

If you ever find yourself in one of those bowling match/dance-off situations that are so common, this is the guy you want on your team. How the hell did he do this?

Intergalactic pr0n is what those Jedi knights were really searching for. Using the Force they were seeking out the finest adult entertainment the universe could offer. Featuring an excess of purple lightsabers & strange creatures.

These Long Island kids have the best parents ever and you can see why from the amount of fun they're having sledding on a homemade backyard luge that's so good it's depressing for anyone who's only ever built a snowman in their backyard.

And here we all were thinking she was just the fictitious wife of a seminal character from early arcade gaming history. But no, it seems she's real and hanging out in someone's kitchen. Praise be. (now kill her with fire)

Francisco Carvalho lost control of his car during the Seat Leon Eurocup this weekend and bounced off the road towards race officials. Not only did all the officials escape injury but Francisco walked away

So many questions. Such a short video. I think this clip is like an episode of lost. It poses more questions than it answers but is strangely compelling. I just hope Cyril Sneer wasn't seriously injured...

It was basically the biggest box office movie of last year and here are all the sins found in The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. Please try and remember the books do not f*cking matter. Thank you, come again.