THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

Really, it is, or as close as you are going to get to it while you LARP around in the high-school gym. Wow. Who knew these weird battle reenactments were so dammed violent? KILL HIM!

Hammers, boxing gloves, a military attack, creepy dolls with fork hands, a car wash, magnets, fire, water, rabid dogs & god-knows what else? – it’s hardcore. WTF!!?

A geeky remix of Fergalicious.. -LOL

Huge Crane Collapses Onto Taxi - In Bogota, Columbia, you have to resort to some pretty drastic measures to hail a cab.

That David Beckham, not content to be the world’s most famous tattooed man, he’s now taken to surprising innocent people at the #takethestage photobooth. He even made one little boy cry.

Thanks to the cat's introduction of a force field, this is now the most one-sided fight since Ellin vs Tiger Woods (allegedly).

If you own a pug you probably have a lot of fun dressing it up and laughing right into it's ridiculous deformed face as it's tear filled eyes scream "kill me". That's what they for. Here's another awesome outfit for your amusement.

Looking for a special gift for a loved one? Something that really expresses the way you feel while remaining amusing? Look no further. This silver beauty says it all and comes with a pull-chain to completely transforms its look!

Hard drives can't beat a vagina. - LOL

The ultimate in alien terror just got the voice of old blue eyes. Now comes the Frank Sinatra musical version. And it’s a total beaut. Next thing you know it’ll be playing a six month residency in Vegas.

One minute you're having a great time singing some Frank Sinatra on the karaoke, next a hail of machine gun fire is filling the air. But lets be completely clear, while it's OK to shoot people, it is in no way OK to drink and drive.