'Please Don't Toss It In There Again'

Got a small dog and a big pile of leafs in your back yard. Yes? Cool, now you can have hours of fun throwing his favourite ball into the mountain of vegetation and laugh while he struggles in vain.

Take Pee-Wee Herman, take Andy Samberg from The Lonely Island, make them drinking buddies in a Saturday Night Live sketch, and you have something so full of win the rest of the year's going to have trouble keeping up with it.

Ah the good gold days, when you’d tie an old piece of cord around the local neighbourhood girl’s waist and push her off the top of a decrepit building & laugh at her blood-curdling screams of terror. I miss those days!

So what the hell is this all about then? Camera trickery? a meteorological phenomenon or evidence that aliens are coming to earth and trying as best they can to destroy is with a bit of light drizzle? Who knows. Weird though.

By simply added a grab-clip to the back on the neck a regular cat can be totally turned off. You have to wonder what is going through it's head though, it looks pretty distressed and doesn't know what the hell is going on.

This looks like one of the greatest films ever made, it's got everything a decent movie should have: girls in bikinis - Who needs a plot or character development when you have hot babes?

There’s… there’s something in my eye, no those aren’t tears, it’s just a bit of dirt or something. Honest. Unless your heart was ripped out and replaced with the cold, then you might find yourself getting a little emotional over this.

I know what you're thinking: "Freezing your tongue to the light pole? What a complete idiot." Well, he's not a complete idiot. He left a small part of himself on that pole.

Two chicks tumble out of a boat and into an Amsterdam canal. Could a mind-altering substance have affected their balance? Who cares, i just love it when babes get wet, whatever the circumstances!

You know the economy is getting pretty rough when people can't afford new wiper blades and have to manually squeegee the windshield while they drive. WTF!?!

It might not look all that safe, and you might get dinked in the back by a massive metal road sign, but who cares? YOLOLOLOL. When you're creating your own quarter mile long home-made water slide, safety is of little concern.