Champagne Cork Nutshot Surprise

This guy popped a champagne cork into his unsuspecting friend's nuts. Now that the champagne is open, they can drink to the end of their friendship and toast the friend's inability to procreate.

Hamsters are super cute with they way they fill their cheeks pouches with food. The BBC reveals all using an X-ray to show how golden hamsters store incredible amounts of food in their cheeks.

There are literally thousands of these videos littering the internet but they never cease to be amusing. Especially when the kids are still freaked out a couple of minutes after their actual scare.

Domestic dogs really do have great lives, just look how much fun they have. I'm so jealous of them, they don't have to work, get fed for free and when it snows they have a built in device to use as a sled, their coats.

In one way, the test was actually a smashing success...the bus smashed right over the railing and almost hurt some bystanders.

And if all of that lot doesn't work then he'll bite your ear off. As if Mike didn't cut an imposing enough figure, when he steps into the ring he's psyched himself up to believe he is an actual god. Scary dude.

A van stalls out on train tracks in Buenos Aires, and a good citizen manages to push the car to safety just before a train barrels through it. Still trying to work out what his reasoning was?

Sure it's a political message, but it's a political message with a difference. Joss Whedon's only motive is that the zombie apocalypse be kick-started as soon as possible. Can you really blame him? It's gonna be AWESOME!

Thanks, internet, I definitely didn't have enough stuff to have nightmares about. This creepy old dude popping his eyes out should do nicely.

Back in the 19th century, this is the sort of thing they called entertainment, but unknowingly they were fuelling the nightmares of children, and adults, for generations to come. Kill it. With fire. From space.

In honor of The Sound of Music's 50th anniversary and to celebrate its legacy, The Onion's head film critic, Peter K. Rosenthal (comedian Ron E. Rains), provides a touching tribute to the beloved film.