Most Offensive Jokes Ever

It'll be worth your while mesmerizing at least half of these, so you can take them with you to parties and set about offending everyone you meet. Chances are they'll not be offended by all of them, so best have a few reserve just in case.

Kitty Loves Drugs

This cat is really excited to get all coked up

Inappropriate Behaviour

Girl totally tells us what not to talk about in public regarding the internets, so LiveJournals out & impressions of Keyboard Cat, explaining rule 34 with examples & phonetically pronouncing LOL. It is fine to discuss your <3 of tentacle pr0n though.

College Girls gone Wild

Chicks Fight

These chicks know how to fight, well for chicks anyway...

Laundry for plumbers and builders

24-year-old French inventor Adrien Hervey Pellisse from Rennes is going to make a revolution in the industry of the construction business and service sectors.

Bread Man

The next greatest super hero.

How they made the Pirates movie

A lot of work went to making those scary undead pirates

The Greatest Fast Food Secret Menus in America

Do you want a Double-Grilled Quesadilla with Green Sauce at Taco Bell? How about fruity pebbles in your Jamba Juice? A veggie burger at Burger King? Get ready to get (more) dirty looks (than usual) at your local fast food chain. This is a page of Secret Menu Items linking out to our growing number of lists of Secret Menu Items from every major fast food chain in America that has them. From Jamba Juice, to Taco Bell, to Burger King, these are lists of the hidden menu items that you can order at select branches of each of these chains.

Curb Your Enthusiasm – Larry & Michael J. Fox

Larry David, single-handedly showing that bald uptight guys are the most awesome thing on Earth. It doesn’t matter that Michael J. Fox has a generative disease, that doesn’t stop Larry from abusing him.