Shattering Glass With 'Ass'

I never fail to get amused by females & FUBAR - This apparently happened after the Bay to Breakers festival in San Francisco. One booty-bouncing chick took that title a little too literally.

Having a bad day? Even if your dog keeps shitting on the floor of your tiny apartment you’ve had to move into while the divorce goes through. Even then, you’ll still laugh at this classic collection of clips.

If animals could talk, huh? Just what would they say, well dogs being the greedy guts that they are would probably go on and on about food like the gluttonous child of Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin. GENIUS.

The real talent comes from the one least expected.. WOW

Huge wipeout on the seventh jump in this race which took out all but three bikers.

A little known but tragic disease also know as the 'Duke Nukem disease'. It's difficult to estimate the number afflicted but it's thought to be many, far too many.

And it's about time too. Well, it's not about time, it's about a standardized set of letters, but still. So yo, let's hear it for this updating of a classic. It's a fresh rap with the same sick lyrics, it's gonna go global yo.

Holy crap this cat looks like he could give Rocky a run for his money, all he has to do is work him down a bit. I'd hate to be a friendly dog in this feline's hood. You obviously never met a cat like this before buddy!

You don't need a tiger, Mike Tyson, and roofies to get a hangover. A sixer and fleas will do it. Someone should have told this little pup to slow down. He's gonna have a sore head when he wakes up - LOL!

A mutt like this would come in handy if you had car troubles that's for sure, I would definitely not recommend trying to sneak into this guys yard in the dead of night though.

A short from The Whitest Kids U Know - A shark threatens to shatter a peaceful community and action needs to be taken fast. Only one man seems to know what to do, but who cares about that, look behind him!