Nearly Picking Up Chicks

This guy is intentionally going out of his way to look awkward and be terrible at chatting up the ladies. Somehow though he still manages to get digits offered to him. Maybe this is a viable pick-up technique?

You have to ask yourself a very simple question here: What do the truck and the two girls' brains have in common? They both perform better when in contact with the road - How dumb can some people get?

This dude's attempt to steal a TV ends painfully, but it's for the best. If he tried to steal cable, he'd probably end up hanging himself.

Ozzy Osbourne. What a guy. He brings new meaning to the word incoherent while managing to remain cooler than a morgue. If only everyone else knew as little about Justin Bieber as Ozzy he did. Sigh.

Another clever prank gets turned around in the end and the fail quota in the universe is placated - LAMO!

2 Wheels good - 4 wheels BAD - We have no idea who's fault this was to begin with. but we're going to side with the cyclist because he's on his own and there are more of the other people.

Sometimes love is best expressed through tiny food, so this tiny hamster eating tiny burritos should feel you full of warm feelings and overload you with cuteness. Then you can get back to being bitter once it's finished.

People sometimes complain that games are too easy these days, but the only thing you need to do at this TrackMania2 track is "w" (acceleration) hold until your finger is fused with your keyboard. Beacuse the track will steer for you. And it's awesome.

Each week the Apprentice contestants, a bunch of shuffling, preening, f-tards slither into Sith Lord Sugar’s mock-office to bitch and whine and back stab about who was the most incompetent mongoloid in the show that week.

Sneaky Jimmy Kimmel tricked members of the public into thinking they were looking at the new iPhone 5, when they were just seeing the old 4S. But if they weren’t such dotards they’d know the 5 looks different to the old one.

A woman spent hours walking around Midtown New York wearing only a jacket and a thong, and no pants—well she did have pants but they were painted on in blue. Yet does anyone notice?