Badass Badminton

If you thought Badminton was just Tennis' slightly effeminate cousin, well, you'd be right but that doesn't mean it's not pretty damn awesome to watch when the players are good. This is about as good as it gets.

If you're a fan of America's Wildest Police Chases, you'll know this voice. Here are some of his hilariously bad lines compiled into one easy-to-mock montage-format video for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy.

You'd think that in Japan everything would be super hi-tech, but that's not always the case. Apparently their subway ticket machines are just boxes with men trapped inside. No machinery at all!

Well, I thought it was a great idea.. the man surely will turn it off now. - LOL

This guy really doesn't like trees. Thankfully he's found a way to express himself that hurts no-one and helps him work out his frustrations. He shoulder barges trees until they fall over. Must be related to Chuck Norris.

This kid tries to join the on-field celebration before getting yanked off by his dad. Now his dad is probably going to ground him: 'You can't leave your wheelchair for two weeks!'

Samsung are obviously still bitter from their courtroom ass whooping and have decided to take a satirical swipe at the cult of Apple. They make some valid points, but seriously folks, it's only a fecking telephone. Get a grip.

Another indispensible video guide from YouTube's BlackMoonCGI, showing the easiest way to avoid being flattened by an oncoming train. Sure, it won't work in all situations, but when it does work it's pretty damn cool.

Part intergalactic space cat, part delicious sugary pop-tart & part rainbow. Most importantly, he comes complete with a mind numbing Japanese pop-song earworm of a themetune that will have you wailing and clawing at your ears.

Cavemen had it tough, all that hunting, but it was great for the tough guy image. All he needed then was a bit of leather to get loadsa chicks!

I never realized that this would actually work. These guys toss just a little m80 into a pond and a few seconds after the explosion they catch 5 fish. I wonder what a full stick would do.