Everybody Is In Expendables 2

Stallone is pulling no punches with his sequel. He wrote the script on the back of a napkin and blew the entire budget getting everyone who'd ever made a film to put their names down. It's going to be soooooo cool!

This cute little kitty managed to find his way onto the pitch as Liverpool were playing at home against Tottenham. Personally, I think I’d prefer to watch a cat prancing around that soccer players diving and faking injuries.

Shutting down a ho is a precise science. If you ever need tips on how to do it in the most flamboyant way possible, just go watch some Dragon Ball Z. Goku knows what's up.

As much as this video has 'fake' written all over it the faceplant looks pretty real to me. The question remains, why the hell goto this much trouble to cause yourself pain?

It’s Animal from the Muppets in human form, how did this happen? Who cares, this guy’s frikking awesome, he should sack this bunch of no-hopers off and join a real rock & roll band - WTF!?!

This poor guy kicks back the bathroom door after his buddies check on him and it ends up busting off the hinges and crashing back into his head.

This is John Webster's entry for the last chance auditions for Canada's Got Talent. Apprently voting has now closed, but fingers crossed this guy has won his place. he's got some tidy bike skills.

So the unofficial mascot of heinous perversion has finally hit the mainstream and people are taking it VERY seriously. Perhaps a little too seriously. I think these people should get out a bit more...

I you thought a “Porch Swing” was a piece of garden furniture, you’d be right. But also wrong. It’s apparently also a death defying adrenaline ride. The rope doesn’t look like it’s strong enough to support his gargantuan balls.

Somehow the whole Darwin theory was lost on this guy. Ten years of nut shots and in the end he still reproduced.

Quite possibly the best pet video of all time. It combines two of the planet's greatest things, cats chasing laser pens and bowling. We don't want to say any more because it would just sound like mindless gushing!