Steve O's Best Story Ever

Steve O probably has a whole bunch of awesome stories to chose from and this one is pretty damn awesome. Fixing a busted nose using the fist of a boxing legend? You just couldn't make this kinda thing up!

A great white circles a 21ft boat for 20 minutes and even gave the boat a slap with it's tail. With only 3ft difference in length, if that doesn't get you running to manna, nothing will. I get scaredy-farts just watching this.

Trying a death-defying jump over the Tour de France cyclists as they ride by is some serious show-stealing dumbness. The guy went to the hospital after this and he almost died! Definite Darwin candidate.

What's the difference between a house cat and a tiger? Well, one of them is a few hundred pounds of pure wild instinct who isn't afraid to use your face as a claw sharpener. But there must be others.

For the cat lovers out there here's a video of a cute kitten climbing into a hamsterball, getting stuck and still managing to look utterly adorable. All together now: AWWWwwwww.

A quick and completely scientific summary of the Occupy protests. Well, the ones that were about the wealth imbalance inherent in capitalist systems, anyway. Monkeys are just so goddamn awesome.

Proof that style is everything! This guy pulls off one of the most incredible dives we've ever witnessed and yet receives zero style points for his decision to wear 'Speedos'.

Schwarzenegger opens up and tells the world about how he pounded the maid and now has a lovechild. I guess jacking himself up on steroids to win the Mr. Universe contest just wasn't enough for him. Time for a song!

It's clear from this video that Europe is much more progressive than our friends over in America. They require their idiots to wear uniforms to identify themselves in public - It's almost an art form!

Bam tells Tony Hawk all about the time that his crazy naturist stalker broke into his house and climbed into bed with him. I know sounds pretty cool right? Well, unfortunately it's only cool if you're into the yeti look...

Jesse's motto: Jack Russell Terriers can do it all! Walking hand stands, somersaults, driving a motorized car, rolling atop a ball, riding a scooter, jump roping, skateboarding, and much, much, more!