Great Pick-up Lines In Science

I think 'Great' might be stretching it a bit. You couldn't pull a rotten tooth out of a dead horses mouth with one of these stinkers. Still, the Stephen Hawking voice is pretty damn alluring, might practice that one...

This is NOT the best time to act like a ninja - I believe he told them the rent was too damn high and then tried to take matters into his own hands. As a karate expert, he should've known the odds were stacked against him. OUCH!

It's another day in the life of a highway patrol cop, pulling over a vehicle with the hunch that something might be amiss and smug in the knowledge he was right. No license, low level stuff. Just another day.........OMG!!!

You gotta love small baby critters, but don't let their size fool you - they can still scare the crap outta their parents - LOL!

Perhaps she shouldn't have rented the big U-Haul truck. I think she's better-suited to a U-Fail.

Hey, we don't know the circumstances, but this is a fu**ed way to end a 7 year relationship.

How many passes does the team in white make? Test you awareness and Do the Test! TFL cycling safetly advert! Do you see the Moonwalking bear?

This cute chick slammed her back on the water after she didn't rotate a flip enough. Her friends talk her into trying again and convince her to rotate a bit more - FAIL!

Consider this video a nice reminder: you play with electrical fire and you're going to get burned. Thats the last time i try to get my kite free from a power line :(

The horror….the horror of it all! How could humanity allow a crazed DJ, armed with a sledgehammer and an assortment of other wrecking tools to be let loose on precious vinyl? It makes no sense. But wait!

Well, this is all a bit weird. When you have a scene like that in your short movie, then it doesn’t really matter that the film is about bestiality, because it has some hot-looking ladies in it. So, yeah, thanks Smokey!