How to Make a Dead Lion ROAR!

You were probably wondering only just this morning how on earth it is you make a dead lion roar, well the answer is that you need to use compressed air. Ah! Easy when you know how, huh? This is the sort of thing you should def try at home.

The Bald Baboon

He's too start losing his hair!

Chinklets, now with chow mein flavor.

BMWs New Car

This is kind of cool. Like a cross between a motorcycle and a car!

Mario, Mario, and Mario

Theres a time collapse in the Mushroom Kingdom, and only Marios and Luigis can save it!

Hands Solo

This is, according to its subtitle, an “Award-Winning Mockumentary about the Deaf Man with the Midas Touch”. And it most certainly is, as it follows the life and times of a deaf adult film star who’s so good with his hands he can conduct a woman to orgasm.

Jock Fodder

Hot women in sports jerseys! You know the scene: tight bods wrapped in tiny tops, taught midriff, ponytail cap, big SMILE.

Anne Hathaway Hawtness

How do you make a cute celeb even more mouth-droolingly wantable? Stick her in a corset, remove any unwanted garments & let her get on with what she does best - WOW!

Cardboard Warfare - War Is HELL!

The first casualty of war is cardboard. Well it is when you’re using weapons made from the stuff. I’m gonna build myself a whole armoury - All those boxes I needlessly threw away when I could’ve been fashioning them into guns. We live, we learn.

Toilet Roll Art

Even the humble cardboard insides of a toilet roll, with a little creativity, can be turned into art. You may just throw it away like the brute that you are, but this person turns them into miniature sculptures. Sh#t it aint.