Epic Bird Poo Hits Girl Eating Ice Cream

This bird can fly away happy in the knowledge that it has done something very productive and worthy, and no doubt its fellow birds will congratulate it suitably for such a perfect and well-placed poop.

It feels like some kind of artsy metaphor for life. Like it's part of some art college dropout's dissertation on the futility of existence as expressed through the medium of toys & sports equipment. Cool though.

Being stuck atop a rollercoaster would be pretty sucky. Still at least these enterprising punters used the situation to their advantage and reenacted one of the best moments from Saturday Night Live.

Now this is beyond cruel! The hypnotist made everyone believe they were fighter pilots in a dogfight and had to eject their plane - FAIL!

Any wreck you can walk away from is a good one. One you crawl through the mud from as you watch your car go up in flames is an embarrassing one you try to keep off the Internet.

Sure, the one from princess Leia asking for Obi Wan's help made more sense in the context of the film but this one is way more gangstalicious. It was only a matter of time before 2Pac's hologram got a Star Wars Mashup...

Camels are usually pretty lame, prone to spitting, smelly and generally bad tempered. Unless of course the camel in question is doing a seriously awesome Peter Griffin impression, in which case it's the coolest animal ever.

Quick time events are shorthand for "This game is sh#t". They mark the point where the game's devs ran out of ideas and opted for Simple Simon style gameplay. This case is no different though it is more hilarious than normal.

It might look like some sort of bizarre, dangerous military drill but it's actually just a soldier's birthday party and this is how they play pass-the-parcel in the Chinese army. They take it dead serious.

Is this what they mean by "a dog's life"? A family of dogs go out in their car, stopping at a convenience store for refreshments while dad dog gets caught eyeing up another female, and his wife's not happy.

Mama said SHE'S gonna knock you out! It's a noble gesture but i reckon that this dude will never be able to show his face in the gym again!