Please people, DONT GIVE THIS WOMAN A KNIFE!

Farmer stuck in a machine; cuts own arm off to survive

Without a second thought, this farmer uses a little pocket knife to saw off his arm and survive. That's just insane.

The making of a baby cake

After this was done...would you dare to stick a knife into it to slice it up?

Polly Pocket playset, complete with knife

Looks like prisoners have been making toys, and one of them lost his shank!

Knife Holder

The perfect kitchen accessory for all the crazy homicidal maniacs out there

Cool knife holder

This guy has a nice new place to store his cutlery..right in his nose!

Store clerk takes down knife-wielding thief

This lady isn't going to get robbed THIS day!

Til Death

...Do us part? Looks like he's got it all planned out

Happy Marriage

Maybe he married her for the money

Pull out your stabstik and get all done up

Good for putting on your face, and taking off a bad guy's.

Knife Licker

I've never really understood why bad guys in films lick their knives. Not only is it totally unhygienic but they're risking cutting their tongues as well. Licking a plunger would be much safer.

Unbeliveble Knife Skillz

Is this guy an android? An android of Joseph Gordon-Levitt? Because these knife skills are off the chain, even Bishop from Aliens would be super impressed with the speed of this. Or, of course, it could just be sped up.

Butcher Knife Nunchucks

Whoever thought that cooking wasn't dangerous needs to watch this insanity. This dude takes Iron Chef way too seriously. Dangerously serious.

Knife Hand Demonstration

This guy successfully demonstrates on his older brother how to throw the knife hand and knock someone out cold. Piece of piss, anyone could do it - But i think i will refrain from ever trying it out!

Knife Throwing... Like a Boss

Now this guys can throw some knives, he's so good his friend will happily stand there like they do in the circus while he launches them all around him just missing his face & his family jewels. One wrong move and it's hello pain.

Psychic Knife Skills

Oh man this is a classic case of looking like a complete idiot. Even if you think you have got this trick down sooner or later you are going to come up short and get hurt.

Psychic Knife Skills

Oh man this is a classic case of looking like a complete idiot. Even if you think you have got this trick down sooner or later you are going to come up short and get hurt.

Impossible Tricks Ping Pong Knife

It's amazing the skills some people possess — skills in computer-generated imagery that is.

Awesome Knife Hand Demonstration

This guy successfully demonstrates on his older brother how to throw the knife hand and knock someone out cold. Piece of piss, anyone could do it - But i think i will refrain from ever trying it out!

Idiot Puts Knife in a Toaster

Only a total fool would stick a knife in a toaster while it was on, because we all know what will happen, or you think you do, but you probably didn't expect it to blow up in quite such a spectacular fashion as happens here. - See more at: http://www.slackernetwork.com/Idiot-Puts-Knife-in-a-Toaster-video7734.html#sthash.5qJ3Uxs7.dpuf