You suck at Photoshop #4

More quick tips from a condescending asshole that uses Photoshop

the cow which laughs

the cow which laughs

Stick shift fellatio

That car is having the time of it's life

Suck My News: The Return of Philip Norris

We did it. We caved in to your demands. Philip Norris has returned to the LG news desk and he has a year’s worth of stories to unleash his cranky fury on.

Silly Asian girls know what they want

Looks very natural, doesn't it?

More Hot Turtle Sex

Since everyone is loving the other turtle sex video so much, here's one with really big turtles!

You Suck At Photoshop #10: Vanishing Point

Great window decor doesn't go very far with cops

Who says he's getting a ticket? I do.

Fly Sucker & Toad Licker

Two young lads dicuss their vices.

I Gotta Pee

P-Diddy is the weirdest fucker out there. Now, on his show, you can watch him take a piss, and boy, he LOVES it.

the airbag

the airbag

for sadomasochistic woman

for sadomasochistic woman

Arab work

Arab work

Turtle Rape

When this guy doesn't get what he wants, he gets physical!

BBQ-ish Cop

Bbqbeefburgerman fights crime in this action packed movie!

the solution it is the money

the solution it is the money

Gross giant slug slugging it's way down an arm

It's crazy enough that these things can grow to be this huge, but to have it sucking on your arm? Nasty.

Here's one way to last longer (2 of 2)

For those girls who like the taste of plastic in their mouth

Scary oldie practices her BJ techniques

On a scale of 1 to 10 in weird, this video rates in the billions.

Sucking on the donkey beer bong

Gulp that four legged goodness out of that long hose

Sucking from the wine box

The best costume ever?

You suck at Photoshop #8

More tips about graphic design from this foul-mouthed teacher

Cow Sucking

Suck down on those teats!

Sucked Into a Drain

This unlucky guy got the job of unclogging a drain...with scary results!

Sucking down the clouds

That's one amazing storm!

Sucky Parking Ticket

No, it's not the ticket that is sucky.

The Resume

A job interview gets weird pretty quickly/includes suckling. Created by Party Central USA (partycentralusa.net)

Deep Throat Microphone

Little bit of an oral fixation?

Milk Chick

She loves milk so much she gets it right from the cow

the French street

the French street