Roman Candle to the Mouth

This dumbnut leaves his mouth open while his friend shoots roman candles at him. Low and behold, he gets one square in the chops.

WTF?

Awesome statue vomits day after day

He'll never stop puking!

A chair that'll eat you

Sitting down here might be the last thing you ever do.

Don't do this at home

That croc is about to have itself a tasty human head meal

Bush reduced to a toilet over in the middle east

Yeah Mister Prez, drink that piss!

Bird craps in the mouth of a reporter

Bet that tasted good, and made for a good story too!

Sink stares at you every time you stare at it

Kind of creepy, to be honest.

No gun required, this guy is a human super soaker

From the mouth to the bottle, gushing like a geyser

Go ahead, pee in those big lips

I don't know about you, but I'd feel a little weird pissing in that. Especially with that camera up there.

Catching Snowflakes

I saw this loser in my front yard eating MY snowflakes. Well I really showed him.

Sucker fish

That's quite the mouth on that fish!

Demented pencil sharpener

A pencil sharpener for all you sick freaks out there

Drunk dude becomes a human tee

Mix drinking and fun, and this is what you get!

This babe likes her tap water tongue first

Looks as though she's very skilled with that mouth of hers..

Too big for her to handle

Well if she can't fit that in her mouth, no way can she please aBum readers!

Scary ass fish

This thing looks like it could swallow a human whole! Yikes!

A true look of suprise and fear

Who knows what's going to happen to her now!?

Amazing foreign beat boxer

This guy is a one person band, amazing!

GUMS

Keep those scary things away from me!