It's Time to Watch the Best Fails of Last Week

Nothing will make you feel better about yourself and generally better about everything than watching other people do completely stupid stuff and it all get caught on camera—it's the greatest tonic ever.

Check the hell out of Rob Scallon covering War Ensemble by Slayer—on a goddamn Ukule no less. And it comes complete with solos too & a video with Rob headbanging along like he means it.

Each week the Apprentice contestants, a bunch of shuffling, preening, f-tards slither into Sith Lord Sugar’s mock-office to bitch and whine and back stab about who was the most incompetent mongoloid in the show that week.

New Mexico's gubernatorial candidate Diane Denish accuses her opponent Susana Martinez of giving big, fat boners, but everyone knows she has been against big, fat boners her whole career.

Having an intensely awkward demeanor doesn't mean you can't be a comedian. Take this guy for instance. He's probably the most awkward guy I've ever seen but despite only having heard one joke he's my new favorite comedian!

Finally! A tutorial on how to correctly enunciate the line “EA Sports” using the appropriate inflection and tone - it’s pretty random and it may not actually be the guy that voices the line for EA but it still made me laugh pretty damn hard.

You know you live in the ghetto when your local ice cream vendor drives round in a low riding pimped out ice cream truck and blares Does Your Chain Hang low as lound as his speakers will go. Kudos.

As if to prove a point that certain elements of the whole Lord of the Rings trillogy are, well lets say, on the gay side, here is final proof that some of you might have been right all along. Queue the YMCA classic song.

This is either genius or the harbinger of the End Times and I can't for the life of me decide which it is. While it's funny watching someone sing while petrified, it represents a new low in televisual entertainment.

It's surprising that nobody has made a horse mod for GTA until now. Even so, I was kinda expecting to be able to ride around on a horse, not BE a horse and ride around in stolen cars. This way is better though, bravo.

This little guy is the reason burglars are named after cats. He has been successfully sneaking into peoples houses opening doors for years. It's just a matter of time before they take over the planet!